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  • I'm so devoted to this cause that I'll give you five words free! Here's how it works: Email me the copy for your business sign and I'll respond with a FREE copy edit.* Act today to ensure that your business never has to suffer the humiliation of being profiled on this website. If you're wondering why I'm doing this, it's simple: I'd rather spend 30 seconds making sure that a sign is error-free than 2 seconds looking at one that's wrong.

    *First 5 words free, English only. For longer signs, we can talk...

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  • Email me your "Illiterate Business" photo. If it meets my criteria*, I'll post it to this site. If you tell me your name and describe the sign's error, I'll include that, too.

    *Criteria: Business signs of my choosing that have grammar, spelling and/or punctuation errors. I know there are other kinds of annoying signs out there, but they make me laugh. This site is devoted to signs that cause me to experience nervous twitches.

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November 26, 2006

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Marcia Bakkerud

I ran across your site today and was thrilled to learn that there's a kindred spirit out there who's ranting and raving about misplaced apostrophes, spelling, grammar, and more. I almost felt it was a flaw in my character that every error I find on a poster or sign, a TV advertisement, the newspaper, or a magazine upsets me so much. Too few people notice such errors, and when they do, they would never dream of confronting the source with them and providing solutions.

American grammar and punctuation seem to have gone downhill rapidly during the last ten years, and I think one reason is that advertisers are afraid of losing customers by sounding too lofty. They will use the word "who" instead of "whom" either because they feel they have to talk down to the public or because they're incapable of learning how to use the two words.

I worked as an administrative assistant at a university. It's amazing how few Ph.D.s can write an error-free paragraph. A sign posted on the student center announced that the people allowed to use the facility were "students, faculty, staff, and alumnae." This, of course, would exclude admission to all male graduates of the university. I pointed this out to my boss. He checked it out with Public Relations, and they told him that, yes, this was a bad thing to post on his building. But good grammar wasn't on his agenda, so the sign stayed up.

I could rant and rave all day long, but I suffer from high blood pressure and should take a break.

Thank you for being there. I will send your address to everybody I know who will be interested in your work: my daughter and one of my brothers. Can't think of anybody else, unfortunately.

I would like to add that sometimes I will circle a mistake on an advertisement and spend 39 cents to mail it to the editor of the publication where it appeared. I will circle errors in letters sent to me by advertisers and let them know that they are advertising their ignorance. But I don't do this often, because it would be too costly.

I wish you a happy holiday season.

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